Time Warp....again....
Tuesday 22nd
Actually it’s the time warp again. I think Ben might have come round tonight but I can’t remember. It’s next Monday now!
Wednesday 23rd
Ah bliss back to yoga. Great.
Thursday 24th
Fuck me – I can’t move after yoga last night.
This is what happens when you don’t go for 8 weeks and become a lardy arse again.
I definitely need a Gigolo! It really must be the way forward. Much more fun. Still no offers tho……. And no strangers bid on me in the auction yet, only friends so I can’t even do a deal with them.
Went to Stephan’s at night with Becki for pre-Apartment drinks for the chosen few and then off to pose at the Apartment.
If I was taller, thinner, younger and had a designer dress and/or shorts on, I would have fit right in.
As it was the new top I had on was the same length as most of the girls dresses. Seriously.
And my girlie boxers were definitely larger than some of the shorts some of the girls wore.
I did pull another 20 something old tho, which never fails to surprise me. Do I remind them of their mother or what?
I know I’m a sex goddess, honestly I do. But surely only to men too old to pull the real 20-something sex goddesses out there already?? Not to the ones that can!! Oh well, flattered as I was, he got the ice queen effect.
Maybe he could come back and see me when he needs to shave every day.
And I even managed to go straight home and decline the after party. Even tho the star DJ went back to Steph’s.
I guess it was the pouring your own at the VIP table all night that kicked in when we went outside and I realized that not only was I no longer capable of speech but I was having great difficulty putting one foot in front of the other without two steps back and one sideways first.
Considering I had been dancing my pants off for about three hours earlier this came as a great shock. Just as well I fucked off the man child, I would have most probably scared him off women for life.
So home safe, alone and all belongings present and correct. Even had money left. Result. Probably because I didn’t pay for anything all night.
Thanks Steph!
Actually it’s the time warp again. I think Ben might have come round tonight but I can’t remember. It’s next Monday now!
Wednesday 23rd
Ah bliss back to yoga. Great.
Thursday 24th
Fuck me – I can’t move after yoga last night.
This is what happens when you don’t go for 8 weeks and become a lardy arse again.
I definitely need a Gigolo! It really must be the way forward. Much more fun. Still no offers tho……. And no strangers bid on me in the auction yet, only friends so I can’t even do a deal with them.
Went to Stephan’s at night with Becki for pre-Apartment drinks for the chosen few and then off to pose at the Apartment.
If I was taller, thinner, younger and had a designer dress and/or shorts on, I would have fit right in.
As it was the new top I had on was the same length as most of the girls dresses. Seriously.
And my girlie boxers were definitely larger than some of the shorts some of the girls wore.
I did pull another 20 something old tho, which never fails to surprise me. Do I remind them of their mother or what?
I know I’m a sex goddess, honestly I do. But surely only to men too old to pull the real 20-something sex goddesses out there already?? Not to the ones that can!! Oh well, flattered as I was, he got the ice queen effect.
Maybe he could come back and see me when he needs to shave every day.
And I even managed to go straight home and decline the after party. Even tho the star DJ went back to Steph’s.
I guess it was the pouring your own at the VIP table all night that kicked in when we went outside and I realized that not only was I no longer capable of speech but I was having great difficulty putting one foot in front of the other without two steps back and one sideways first.
Considering I had been dancing my pants off for about three hours earlier this came as a great shock. Just as well I fucked off the man child, I would have most probably scared him off women for life.
So home safe, alone and all belongings present and correct. Even had money left. Result. Probably because I didn’t pay for anything all night.
Thanks Steph!
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